- me and family: *goes to petsmart*
- family: *fawns over the kittens and puppies in the cages*
- me: *sits infront of the lizards*
- me: hello
- me: i too am a lizard
If the signs were mythological creatures:
- Aries: Werewolf
- Taurus: Hell hound
- Gemini: Doppelgänger
- Cancer: Banshee
- Leo: Fairy
- Virgo: Angel
- Libra: Nymph
- Scorpio: Siren
- Sagittarius: Ghost
- Capricorn: Mermaid
- Aquarius: Meme
- Pisces: Shapeshifter
Amelia the Haunted Doll
Amelia was once auctioned off on eBay, where she became one of the highest viewed items. Its seller posted “This doll is not recommended for the weak at heart or for any little kids to have in their bedrooms!” Apparently, its original owner claimed that Amelia’s eyes were originally blue, but had glazed over in a creepy, glowing green despite being kept out of direct light. Once her eyes changed, weird things started happening. The person who purchased her reported that he found her standing in the hallway, heard her giggling, and once saw her wave.
FUCKITY NOPE
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